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This kitchen piping sounds intriguing. I think I'm going to try it. I've got it all figured out. I'm going to surprise my wife when she gets home tonight. She'll be in the kitchen making something for us to eat. It won't matter when she gets started on that because it'll be too late as far as the kids are concerned. Anyway, she'll be banging pans around in a big hurry, sort of irritated after a long, stressful week at work, hot and tired, and I'm going to come up behind her with my pipes and sort of serenade her as she works. We have a new wooden floor in there and the sound should really bounce around real good. I'll bet she'll love kitchen piping. I'll tell you if this works.
04-12-2002, 09:08 AM
HMM, Not sure about your wife but my wife never would assciate serenading and Bagipes together. In fact I think if a crept into the kitchen with my pipes ever so quietly and struck up the most stunning redition of My Kindly Lass ever played, I would have to quickly switch to a retreat before she managed to shove the bass drone up my ahh never mind. Don't think it would work for me but good luck to you!
04-12-2002, 10:28 AM
You might consider setting the couch up for sleeping in advance, and give some thought to which side that pot is going to going to come from as she swings it around... :idea:
04-12-2002, 11:15 AM
You are a brave man. What size is your kilt? I am looking for a new one...
The Lady Piper
04-12-2002, 08:32 PM
It's about 11.20pm Rob's time...so this a post for his wife...
Dear Mrs. Rob,
Do you need a piper for your husband's upcoming funeral? If so, please visit my new website! :D
The Lady Piper (dot com)
04-13-2002, 03:07 AM
I think that I saw that episode of the Ozbournes.. Ozzy walks into the kitchen with a set of pipes, and dolled up like a Moulan Rouge girl "look at me Sharon, I look like Bonnie Prince Charlie" "I previosly thought that Zack played louder than hell, Listen to this, this is going to be <e.d.> great.. Cook up one of them <e.d.> Haggis's Sharon! I will pipe it in while you throw it through the neighbors window. It will be just like one of those fancy Burns Suppers"
04-13-2002, 03:22 AM
Everyone loves a piper's playin' except his family...
Who hears the bloody tunes he plays a thousand times a day!
Sean A. McCartney
04-13-2002, 04:44 AM
Just one of the many reasons I now have an EX-wife :D