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[Joe Battle]

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Bagpipes... the missing link between music and noise.

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[Joe Battle]

"How much does it cost to have an obituary printed?" asked the caller?
"It's five dollars a word, ma'am" said the newspaper guy. "Fine," said the women. Get a pencil & some paper then take this down: MacTavish...Dead"

The reporter waited for the women to go on. Nothing, "That's it?" he asked.

"That's it," she said.

"I'm sorry, I should have told you ma'am, and there's a five-word minimum."

"Yes, you should have, young man," snapped the woman. "Alright, let me think. Okay, I've got it – take this down. "MacTavish dead. Bagpipes for sale."