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devondumplin
11-09-2005, 08:57 AM
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs, to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "Marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. (And women with a sense of humor!) If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Pipe Band" in the yellow pages.

David Spiers
11-09-2005, 09:03 AM
:thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Bayoupiper
11-09-2005, 12:05 PM
Aha!
That explains it all!
Is there a cure?
Maybe an innoculation we can get?


BP

Linz
11-09-2005, 02:57 PM
As my dear hubby says, the quickest way to a man's heart is:

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring beer.

And if you plan on staying for a while:

3. Bring food.

Colonel644
11-09-2005, 04:48 PM
Woo Hoo!!!!!

Tommy P.
11-09-2005, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by Linz:
As my dear hubby says, the quickest way to a man's heart is:

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring beer.

And if you plan on staying for a while:

3. Bring food. My wife says the quickest way to a man's heart is though his chest, with a sharp knife!

TAFSCOT
11-10-2005, 02:14 AM
Thats the idea, you tell it like it is, :lol:

Linz
11-10-2005, 07:53 AM
My wife says the quickest way to a man's heart is though his chest, with a sharp knife!

That's what you do when the first three don't work! :lol:

SteveD
11-11-2005, 06:28 PM
I thought this was supposed to be a joke forum.


:wink: :wink:

Orange Paddy
11-12-2005, 06:16 AM
Actually, the quickest way to a man's heart would be through his back...(Rub right there just beneath the shoulder blades, they're a bit tight...ahhhhhh!)

Airborne92
11-17-2005, 12:22 PM
Moved to a new thread.

SCK

aeryn.phoenix
12-05-2005, 07:15 PM
Eversince I swapped Wife 1.0 with girlfriend 2.0 my life has been +3 better :)

Chops McGee
12-07-2005, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Bayoupiper:
Aha!
That explains it all!
Is there a cure?
Maybe an innoculation we can get?


BP It's called "AA".