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TwitchyFingers 01-07-2019 01:50 PM

What the bartender misunderstood
 
I met up with one of my students for a pint the other night. I had made both our practice chanters and designed his where the chanter top had a bit more heft. Mine was an older design with a longer chanter top.
He had noticed the difference and was asking me about it. I said, "Yours is a bit thicker, but mine's a fair bit longer." Unfortunately, the bartender was just walking up to see if we wanted refills when she heard me saying that and took it way out of context.

LloydB 01-07-2019 05:35 PM

Re: What the bartender misunderstood
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TwitchyFingers (Post 1333988)
I met up with one of my students for a pint the other night. I had made both our practice chanters and designed his where the chanter top had a bit more heft. Mine was an older design with a longer chanter top.
He had noticed the difference and was asking me about it. I said, "Yours is a bit thicker, but mine's a fair bit longer." Unfortunately, the bartender was just walking up to see if we wanted refills when she heard me saying that and took it way out of context.

For which of you, did she buy a drink? :woot:

Leong 01-07-2019 11:44 PM

Re: What the bartender misunderstood
 
But no remarks about the A holes - same on both, huh? :D

TwitchyFingers 01-08-2019 09:00 AM

Re: What the bartender misunderstood
 
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Originally Posted by LloydB (Post 1333997)
For which of you, did she buy a drink? :woot:

Both, actually.

LloydB 01-10-2019 03:02 PM

Re: What the bartender misunderstood
 
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Originally Posted by TwitchyFingers (Post 1334017)
Both, actually.

Ah, understanding, then, in the end. :thumb:

Garry 01-13-2019 08:40 PM

Re: What the bartender misunderstood
 
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Originally Posted by LloydB (Post 1334077)
Ah, understanding, then, in the end. :thumb:

Or overstating about the wrong end:grin:

pancelticpiper 01-15-2019 07:22 AM

Re: What the bartender misunderstood
 
About bartenders misunderstanding, or rather understanding too well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ko2nCk_hE

Pip01 01-18-2019 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by pancelticpiper
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About bartenders misunderstanding, or rather understanding too well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ko2nCk_hE






A grand bit o' fun!! :)

First good laugh of the day!!

Many thanks!! :)








Linz 03-18-2019 12:30 PM

Re: What the bartender misunderstood
 
But which one of you got her phone number? :woot:

TwitchyFingers 03-18-2019 08:24 PM

Re: What the bartender misunderstood
 
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Originally Posted by Linz (Post 1335822)
But which one of you got her phone number? :woot:

Neither; she's married.
Why this got moved here, when it's an anecdote and not a joke is beyond me.


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