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Linz 08-13-2019 10:43 AM

Re: Head shakers
 
A number of years ago, my instructor and I were practicing in a parking lot at the local Senior Center. It was on a Sunday when nobody was there. We were playing along, when out of nowhere, this woman comes marching up. She folded her arms and announced, "I've always HATED the bagpipes!" My instructor never missed a beat. He looked her square in the eye, and said, "But they think so highly of YOU!" She stood there a few seconds with her mouth open, then turned around without saying a word and marched off... :roflmao:

Texas Gael 08-13-2019 10:57 AM

Re: Head shakers
 
A few years ago I was hired by a very large church to play Highland Cathedral with their orchestra. I took the opportunity to show up early for the rehearsal as the sanctuary had good acoustics and I wanted to play an older ABW Kintail chanter that came with my original bagpipe (I was using another chanter for the performance). As I was getting some practice in, some of the musicians arrived early and sat in the pews listening. After I was through, they chatted me up, very interested in the bagpipe, and told me how much they enjoyed listening. One question, though, "Why did you keep putting your hand up on your drones?". Why, between sets I was tuning. "You mean you can tune it?" Shows how much the GHB is an enigma even to other trained musicians. The performance came off quite well.

Cheers -

Wes

Jim Fogelman 08-13-2019 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Texas Gael (Post 1339491)
A few years ago I was hired by a very large church to play Highland Cathedral with their orchestra. I took the opportunity to show up early for the rehearsal as the sanctuary had good acoustics and I wanted to play an older ABW Kintail chanter that came with my original bagpipe (I was using another chanter for the performance). As I was getting some practice in, some of the musicians arrived early and sat in the pews listening. After I was through, they chatted me up, very interested in the bagpipe, and told me how much they enjoyed listening. One question, though, "Why did you keep putting your hand up on your drones?". Why, between sets I was tuning. "You mean you can tune it?" Shows how much the GHB is an enigma even to other trained musicians. The performance came off quite well.

Cheers -

Wes

I used to teach the pipe and at a local high school. The pipe band would accompany the marching band for parades and the assistant director would always say to me “have them play that one bagpipe song” (StB) while the band was marching along. Apparently he couldn’t be bothered to learn the names of different tunes or recognize that we even played different tunes, I think.

pancelticpiper 08-14-2019 04:05 AM

Re: Head shakers
 
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Originally Posted by TwitchyFingers (Post 1339463)
"Are there actual songs for the bagpipe, or do you just make it up as you go along?"
Me: "Yeah, we're all so magically psychic that 20 of us can make it up as we go along and be in unison."

The head-shakingest part is when a comment like that comes from somebody with a Doctorate in Music!!

The background is that I used to play in a dance band that played a number of Bulgarian dance tunes. As many of you might know, Bulgarian folk dances occur in rhythms that seem strange to non-Bulgarians, but which in Bulgaria are as commonplace as the jig and reel are in Scotland.

These Bulgarian dance idioms are perfectly regular and predictable, as all dance music must be. If they weren't, you couldn't have all the members of a dance band and a roomful of dancers in perfect matching rhythm.

So out at a Highland Games I was chatting with a piper about Bulgarian music. He maintained that the music was "random". I countered by asking how a Bulgarian band and dancers all perform in matching rhythm. "I have a Doctorate in Music" he said "and I can tell something with a rhythm from something that's random".

I tried explaining Bulgarian rhythm, to no avail. He had that Doctorate, and nobody could tell him anything.

Jim Fogelman 08-14-2019 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pancelticpiper (Post 1339509)
The head-shakingest part is when a comment like that comes from somebody with a Doctorate in Music!!

The background is that I used to play in a dance band that played a number of Bulgarian dance tunes. As many of you might know, Bulgarian folk dances occur in rhythms that seem strange to non-Bulgarians, but which in Bulgaria are as commonplace as the jig and reel are in Scotland.

These Bulgarian dance idioms are perfectly regular and predictable, as all dance music must be. If they weren't, you couldn't have all the members of a dance band and a roomful of dancers in perfect matching rhythm.

So out at a Highland Games I was chatting with a piper about Bulgarian music. He maintained that the music was "random". I countered by asking how a Bulgarian band and dancers all perform in matching rhythm. "I have a Doctorate in Music" he said "and I can tell something with a rhythm from something that's random".

I tried explaining Bulgarian rhythm, to no avail. He had that Doctorate, and nobody could tell him anything.

A DM doesn’t mean great musicianship. One of my piano professors couldn’t find beat 1 on a metronome.

el gaitero 08-14-2019 08:18 AM

Re: Head shakers
 
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Originally Posted by pancelticpiper (Post 1339509)


" he said "and I can tell something with a rhythm from something that's random".

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Maybe it was a <grade 6 band...and it was random...:grin:

pancelticpiper 08-14-2019 01:15 PM

Re: Head shakers
 
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Originally Posted by el gaitero (Post 1339518)
Maybe it was a <grade 6 band...and it was random...:grin:

Actually we were discussing Bulgarian music, specifically the Ivo Papasov ensemble, which this eejit Doctor had heard.

But back to head-scratchers, one time I was out playing an a girl comes up and says "are you Scotch-Irish? My family is from Scotch-Ireland!"

Which reminds of my university teacher friend, who, during a US History final exam, was asked by one of the students "Is there a difference between England and New England?"

"Yes."

Mac an t-Sealgair 08-15-2019 04:42 AM

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''Can you just turn the volume down on those a tad please?'' :doh:

pancelticpiper 08-15-2019 05:32 AM

Re: Head shakers
 
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Originally Posted by Mac an t-Sealgair (Post 1339549)
''Can you just turn the volume down on those a tad please?'' :doh:

A reason to bring smallpipes to the gig!

Aaron Shaw 08-15-2019 09:59 AM

Re: Head shakers
 
Years ago I was playing a wedding that also had a string quartet. After the 'soundcheck' we were talking and one of the violinists asked, "How did you get this gig?"

"The union." I said.

"Which one?" say the violinist.

"The Musician's union." says I.
"What's your instrument?" from the violinist.
"Bagpipe." I said, a bit slowly.
"But that's not really a musical instrument is it?" she said, seeming very confused.
I left to get a beer.


Just this year I played a golf tournament that I've done for about 20 years. It involves playing each 4-5some over a suspension bridge from the 10th tee to the fairway. There are about 60 groups. I start at 7:45 and play the last group over around 5:45. I then hang around until 7:30 to act as the dinner bell. Anyway, as it's a long, somewhat boring day I entertain myself by never repeating a tune (except by request.) About group 45 I walked back to one of the tables outside the clubhouse, set down my pipes and took a seat to wait for the next group. There was a guy sitting nearby who'd been there most of the day. He said, "Man, you've been going all day!"
"Yep. Still have a ways to go." I replied.
"You ever going to play anything different?"


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