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Old 04-04-2012, 10:28 PM   #1
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I have to apologize for this one. Three weeks ago I was in the hospital recovering from surgery. The day following the surgery, one of the two surgeons came to see me. I was asking about what I can and can't do while recovering, and made a remark that it would probably be a while before I could safely play on the full pipes. The surgeon got a gleam in his eye, and asked if he could tell me a joke. I agreed. (my mistake)

Q: How can you tell if the guy wearing a kilt is really a Scotsman?
A: You look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter pounder you know he's a MacDonald.

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Old 04-05-2012, 01:26 AM   #2
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A Gud oon !!!
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Old 04-05-2012, 07:20 AM   #3
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I have to apologize for this one. Three weeks ago I was in the hospital recovering from surgery. The day following the surgery, one of the two surgeons came to see me. I was asking about what I can and can't do while recovering, and made a remark that it would probably be a while before I could safely play on the full pipes. The surgeon got a gleam in his eye, and asked if he could tell me a joke. I agreed. (my mistake)

Q: How can you tell if the guy wearing a kilt is really a Scotsman?
A: You look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter pounder you know he's a MacDonald.

(sorry)
...but if it's a Wimpy...he's Irish? jajajajaj!!
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