What the bartender misunderstood

TwitchyFingers · 01-07-2019, 12:50 PM

I met up with one of my students for a pint the other night. I had made both our practice chanters and designed his where the chanter top had a bit more heft. Mine was an older design with a longer chanter top.
He had noticed the difference and was asking me about it. I said, "Yours is a bit thicker, but mine's a fair bit longer." Unfortunately, the bartender was just walking up to see if we wanted refills when she heard me saying that and took it way out of context.

LloydB · 01-07-2019, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TwitchyFingers

I met up with one of my students for a pint the other night. I had made both our practice chanters and designed his where the chanter top had a bit more heft. Mine was an older design with a longer chanter top.
He had noticed the difference and was asking me about it. I said, "Yours is a bit thicker, but mine's a fair bit longer." Unfortunately, the bartender was just walking up to see if we wanted refills when she heard me saying that and took it way out of context.

For which of you, did she buy a drink?

Leong · 01-07-2019, 10:44 PM

But no remarks about the A holes - same on both, huh?

TwitchyFingers · 01-08-2019, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by LloydB

For which of you, did she buy a drink?

Both, actually.

LloydB · 01-10-2019, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TwitchyFingers

Both, actually.

Ah, understanding, then, in the end.

Garry · 01-13-2019, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LloydB

Ah, understanding, then, in the end.

Or overstating about the wrong end

pancelticpiper · 01-15-2019, 06:22 AM

About bartenders misunderstanding, or rather understanding too well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ko2nCk_hE

Pip01 · 01-18-2019, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by pancelticpiper

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About bartenders misunderstanding, or rather understanding too well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ko2nCk_hE

A grand bit o' fun!! :)

First good laugh of the day!!

Many thanks!! :)

Linz · 03-18-2019, 11:30 AM

But which one of you got her phone number?

TwitchyFingers · 03-18-2019, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Linz

But which one of you got her phone number?

Neither; she's married.
Why this got moved here, when it's an anecdote and not a joke is beyond me.

01-07-2019, 12:50 PM	#1
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Leong Holy smoking keyboard! Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Singapore Posts: 1,368	Re: What the bartender misunderstood But no remarks about the A holes - same on both, huh?

01-15-2019, 06:22 AM	#7
pancelticpiper Holy smoking keyboard! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: WV to the OC Posts: 9,864	Re: What the bartender misunderstood About bartenders misunderstanding, or rather understanding too well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8ko2nCk_hE __________________ proud Mountaineer from the Highlands of West Virginia; Son of the Revolution and Civil War; first European settlers on the Guyandotte

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Linz Holy smoking keyboard! Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Southern Oregon Posts: 1,285	Re: What the bartender misunderstood But which one of you got her phone number? __________________ "Your Honor, I solemnly swear I am up to no good"