Two guys in a bar....

Margaret · 03-06-2006, 10:21 PM

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar.

After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think,
from listening to you, that you're from Ireland. "

The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!"

The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?"

The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."

The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did
you live on in Dublin ?"

The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street
in the old central part of town."

The first guy says, "Faith and 'tis a small world, so did I! So did I!! And
to what school would you have been going?"

The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course."

The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what
year did you graduate?"

The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."

The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can
hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you
believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."

About this time, the local Parish Priest walks into the bar, sits down, and
orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to the Priest, and shaking his head, he
mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight!!"

The Priest asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"

"The Murphy twins are drunk again."

David Spiers · 03-07-2006, 09:26 AM

Love it!

celticpiper91 · 03-07-2006, 02:24 PM

good one!

Margaret · 03-10-2006, 07:11 PM

One of my aunties in Philadelphia keeps me updated on all the Irish jokes.....(gee, you'd never guess where my family is from).

The Bad Piper · 03-10-2006, 07:33 PM

Sure, Margaret, and isn't it grand that we be privileged to live in the only state in the Union named after an Irishman?? Now, if the heathens could only learn to pronounce it correctly.

It's: O'REGON !!!

"Margaret
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posted March 10, 2006 19:11
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One of my aunties in Philadelphia keeps me updated on all the Irish jokes.....(gee, you'd never guess where my family is from)"

Margaret · 03-10-2006, 11:43 PM

I dunno, all my Philly/Irish relative's call our state Ahragon......and my name is pronounced mwahgret. And they say we have an accent

. I have a couple of cousins who grew up down in Texas, but with a Philly dad and a New Yahk mom, they have the wierdest mix of East Coast Texan speak you've ever heard - confuses the hell out of everyone

......

The Bad Piper · 03-11-2006, 06:38 AM

Philly/Irish heathens, possibly, hmmm? Naw, say tain't so !!

Margaret · 03-11-2006, 09:44 AM

So

The Bad Piper · 03-11-2006, 01:26 PM

Shadbatz!!!

Ah well, such is life !!

Stampy · 03-31-2006, 11:11 AM

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely: but only in Ireland could an Irish Airline land a plane at the wrong airport by mistake (the pilot only missed the right civilain airport by 5 miles and landed on a military airbase just this last week!).

03-06-2006, 10:21 PM	#1
Margaret Forum Clasp Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pendleton, Oregon Posts: 857	Two guys in a bar.... Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland. " The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am!" The first guy says, "So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?" The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith and 'tis a small world, so did I! So did I!! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's, of course." The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self." About this time, the local Parish Priest walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to the Priest, and shaking his head, he mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight!!" The Priest asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?" "The Murphy twins are drunk again." __________________ Margaret Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

03-07-2006, 09:26 AM	#2
David Spiers Forum Silver Medal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: UK Posts: 386	Re: Two guys in a bar.... Love it!

03-07-2006, 02:24 PM	#3
celticpiper91 Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 57	Re: Two guys in a bar.... good one!

03-10-2006, 07:11 PM	#4
Margaret Forum Clasp Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pendleton, Oregon Posts: 857	Re: Two guys in a bar.... One of my aunties in Philadelphia keeps me updated on all the Irish jokes.....(gee, you'd never guess where my family is from). __________________ Margaret Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

03-10-2006, 07:33 PM	#5
The Bad Piper Forum Regular Join Date: May 2005 Location: Southern Oregon Posts: 207	Re: Two guys in a bar.... Sure, Margaret, and isn't it grand that we be privileged to live in the only state in the Union named after an Irishman?? Now, if the heathens could only learn to pronounce it correctly. It's: O'REGON !!! "Margaret Forum Gold Medal (>500 posts) Member # 1159 posted March 10, 2006 19:11 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of my aunties in Philadelphia keeps me updated on all the Irish jokes.....(gee, you'd never guess where my family is from)" __________________ "Only changed your underwear twice, while practicing, afor judging, eh??? Tha's nae good enough, then, laddie!"

03-10-2006, 11:43 PM	#6
Margaret Forum Clasp Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pendleton, Oregon Posts: 857	Re: Two guys in a bar.... I dunno, all my Philly/Irish relative's call our state Ahragon......and my name is pronounced mwahgret. And they say we have an accent . I have a couple of cousins who grew up down in Texas, but with a Philly dad and a New Yahk mom, they have the wierdest mix of East Coast Texan speak you've ever heard - confuses the hell out of everyone ...... __________________ Margaret Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

03-11-2006, 06:38 AM	#7
The Bad Piper Forum Regular Join Date: May 2005 Location: Southern Oregon Posts: 207	Re: Two guys in a bar.... Philly/Irish heathens, possibly, hmmm? Naw, say tain't so !! __________________ "Only changed your underwear twice, while practicing, afor judging, eh??? Tha's nae good enough, then, laddie!"

03-11-2006, 09:44 AM	#8
Margaret Forum Clasp Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pendleton, Oregon Posts: 857	Re: Two guys in a bar.... So __________________ Margaret Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

03-11-2006, 01:26 PM	#9
The Bad Piper Forum Regular Join Date: May 2005 Location: Southern Oregon Posts: 207	Re: Two guys in a bar.... Shadbatz!!! Ah well, such is life !! __________________ "Only changed your underwear twice, while practicing, afor judging, eh??? Tha's nae good enough, then, laddie!"

03-31-2006, 11:11 AM	#10
Stampy Forum Member - Shy or Quiet Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: England Posts: 16	Re: Two guys in a bar.... Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely: but only in Ireland could an Irish Airline land a plane at the wrong airport by mistake (the pilot only missed the right civilain airport by 5 miles and landed on a military airbase just this last week!).