McKay's Grandfather Died

Bayoupiper · 03-22-2007, 06:55 AM

Upon hearing that his elderly grandfather had just passed away, McKay went straight to his grandparent's house to visit his 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When he asked how his grandfather had died, his grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, McKay told his grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh, no, my boy," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."

Aaron M · 03-22-2007, 07:56 AM

piper2b · 03-23-2007, 09:58 AM

03-22-2007, 06:55 AM	#1
Bayoupiper Forum Clasp Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Louisiana Posts: 978	McKay's Grandfather Died Upon hearing that his elderly grandfather had just passed away, McKay went straight to his grandparent's house to visit his 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When he asked how his grandfather had died, his grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, McKay told his grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh, no, my boy," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today." __________________ http://www.mccallumbagpipes.com

03-22-2007, 07:56 AM	#2
Aaron M Holy smoking keyboard! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Maui Posts: 1,267	Re: McKay's Grandfather Died __________________ Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

03-23-2007, 09:58 AM	#3
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