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    The young lad comes running into his Grandfather's smithy...

    "Grandfather! Grandfather!!

    It's th' Sassennach!!

    They've broken th' Border!! .... They've reived yer calltle!!

    They've kissed yer wife!!... and one of 'em supped... yer beer!!"

    The old fellow put down his hammer... slowly turned... and growlingly
    said...

    "Which one.... supped... me beer ?!"


    Pip01
    Holy smoking keyboard!
    Last edited by Pip01; 11-27-2015, 09:04 AM.
    My friends all know,
    With what a brave carouse...

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    Re: A Matter of Theft

    The young lad comes running into his Grandfather's smithy...

    "Grandfather! Grandfather!!
    It's th' Sassennach!!
    They've broken th' Border!! .... They've reived yer calltle!!
    They've kissed yer wife!!... and one of 'em blew... yer pipes!!"


    The old fellow put down his hammer... slowly turned... and growlingly said...

    "WHICH ONE.... BLEW... ME PIPES ?!"


    Andrew
    Andrew T. Lenz, Jr. • BDF Moderator
    BagpipeJourney.com - Reference for Bagpipers

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    • #3
      Re: A Matter of Theft

      Piper MacKay, not known for his good character, hired on as a deck hand for a local steamer. At the same time a young man with abundant documentary evidence of his honesty, was also hired. Shortly after leaving port, they encountered rough weather and the honest young man, when crossing the deck with a bucket in his hand was washed overboard.

      Pipe MacKay observed what had happened and sought out the Captain. "Dae ye mind yon man that ye engaged wi' the fine character?"

      "Yes" said the Captain, "What of it?"

      "He's awa' wi' yer bucket!"
      The Rock Doctor
      aka The Nunavik Highlander

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      • #4
        Re: A Matter of Theft

        Originally posted by Geology-George View Post

        "He's awa' wi' yer bucket!"
        Now that's funny!
        Greg

        “Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.” ― Paul Brandt

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