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    At a competition:

    "What do you think of that's piper's execution?"

    "I'm all for it."


    (A ripoff twist of Calvin Coolidge quote.)

    Andrew
    Andrew T. Lenz, Jr. BDF Moderator
    BagpipeJourney.com - Reference for Bagpipers

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    Re: Uh, not so good.

    . . . and a sloppy execution at that. Of course the bugger will probably make crossing noises as he passes over into the waiting room of the Hieronymus Bosch Pipe Band Recruitment Centre.

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    • #3
      Re: Uh, not so good.

      John McKay said the same thing about one of his USC teams after a football game back in the day. Still a classic line.

      JMB

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      • #4
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        "Crossing noises" made... over the Styx...
        ... are usually... quite muted...
        My friends all know,
        With what a brave carouse...

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        • #5
          Re: Uh, not so good.

          Originally posted by Pip01 View Post
          "Crossing noises" made... over the Styx...
          ... are usually... quite muted...
          Something witty involving Cerberus and Terribus should pop up about now.
          Slainte Leibh/ Slan Leat, Bob Cameron

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Pip01 View Post
            "Crossing noises" made... over the Styx...
            ... are usually... quite muted...
            Except for the odd clink as the silver coins drop from the eyes, and the eternal regret at having abandoned one's rudiments scales in favour of frivality and tinker piping.

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Klondike Waldo View Post
              Something witty involving Cerberus and Terribus should pop up about now.
              I advised one of my bandmates (whose brother-in-law wants to start a death-metal pipe band) to write "Green Hills of Tartarus."

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              • #8
                Re: Uh, not so good.

                Man on the street interview on Planet Pipe-" What would you do if a piper moved in next door to you?"

                "I'd stab im"
                Loud is easy, Soft is hard!

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                • #9
                  Re: Uh, not so good.

                  I won't be moving in next to him!

                  Andrew
                  Andrew T. Lenz, Jr. BDF Moderator
                  BagpipeJourney.com - Reference for Bagpipers

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