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    Hello all,

    Just for fun and maybe a laugh I thought I would start a post that anybody can add to. Things that folks in our "world" would never hear, or alternately, things that we would never say. Pipers, drummers and all give us your best one liner.

    For example (things a piper would never hear): Hey can you bring your pipes to the campfire tonight for a little sing along?

    or

    (never say) I wish those drums could play a little louder.

    etc, etc
    have at it
    Chris
    Rosie O'Grady's Highlanders, Orlando, FL

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    Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

    DRCTL,

    Those that also, perhaps, should be included... are Color
    Guardmen, riflemen, and regular (i.e., "normal"... bandsmen...
    who usually slog along with... behind... or... in front of us.

    Just a thought...

    Pip01
    My friends all know,
    With what a brave carouse...

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    • #3
      Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

      I never thought I`d hear the conductor of the massed bands say,

      "what we need here is more bagpipes"

      and then one day it happened!!!!!


      Paul
      Against stupidity, the Gods themselves contend in vain.

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      • #4
        Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

        "I just love playing Scotland the Brave and Amazing Grace! If I could just play those two tunes forever, I would be so happy!" Said no piper ever.
        You don't have fun by winning. You win by having fun.

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        • #5
          Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

          "The baby is getting fussy. How about a nice lullaby?"
          "Your Honor, I solemnly swear I am up to no good"

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          • #6
            Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

            Originally posted by Pip01 View Post
            DRCTL,

            Those that also, perhaps, should be included... are Color
            Guardmen, riflemen, and regular (i.e., "normal"... bandsmen...
            who usually slog along with... behind... or... in front of us.

            Just a thought...

            Pip01
            Quite right Pip, let's include them all!
            Chris
            Rosie O'Grady's Highlanders, Orlando, FL

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            • #7
              Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

              "Will the drummer who parked his Bentley in the loading zone please come and move it." Hey, it could happen.

              JMB

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              • #8
                Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

                Originally posted by John Blunt View Post
                "Will the drummer who parked his Bentley in the loading zone please come and move it." Hey, it could happen.

                JMB
                I laughed at this one! Nice
                Chris
                Rosie O'Grady's Highlanders, Orlando, FL

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                • #9
                  Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

                  I wish the Open Pipers would spend more time tuning before their solo competitions.

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                  • #10
                    Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

                    I never get tired of telling the one about the piper leaving his pipes in the back seat only to come back and find his window broken and two more sets left there

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                    • #11
                      Re: (Humor) Things a piper will never hear/say

                      I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equalled the purity of sound achieved by the pig. -Alfred Hitchcock

                      source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneou...pipejokes.html
                      Chris
                      Rosie O'Grady's Highlanders, Orlando, FL

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