Youngish, early 30s, a good piper, with a family,
which is why... he couldn't... practice inside...too
much.

Arriving home one warm afternoon, he saw all
of his children outside in their backyard, and
with planks, and boards, and hammers, and
saws and nails... and all... very busy!!

"Ah!! What's this then?" he asked.

"Oh! Daddy!!" they said; "We're building a fine,
nice... and very big dog house!!"

"But our dog sleeps inside." he said.

"Oh! Daddy!! ... It's not for... th' dog!!"