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    Near a smaller town--where a Games and Piping Competitions were
    to be held--Auld Angus (never one to spend any money on an in-town
    room)--was staying with a friendly farmer.

    Early on the morning of The Day--he wanted to tune and play a bit--
    before he went over--but he didn't want to disturb the household--so
    he asked the farmer if he could play his pipes in the barn.

    "Oh Aye!, and Welcome!,
    said the farmer; "but our milk cow is in there, so
    just say "Hello" to her as you go in." :-)

    "Will she be all right?!" asked Angus.

    "Oh, Aye!" was the reply--"Gentle as a lamb."

    So Angus walks across the quiet barnyard--goes into the barn--says
    "Hello" to Auld Bessie----and six quick notes after the strike-in--there
    is the most Godawful noise and clamor!!--and Auld Angus is hurled
    out of the barn
    !!--and landing on his backside down!!--in the dirt!!

    "I thought you said she was all right?!--and gentle?!"

    Oh! She is--she is--but it's the first time she's e'er been serenaded--
    by a wee man--with pipes!!--in a kilt and glengarry!!

    Holy smoking keyboard!
    Last edited by Pip01; 08-03-2021, 08:01 AM.
    My friends all know,
    With what a brave carouse...