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    Glad to see this forum!!

    Bagpipes... the missing link between music and noise.

    jokes click -------->HERE



    "How can you hit and think at the same time?"
    - Yogi Berra

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    "How much does it cost to have an obituary printed?" asked the caller?
    "It's five dollars a word, ma'am" said the newspaper guy. "Fine," said the women. Get a pencil & some paper then take this down: MacTavish...Dead"

    The reporter waited for the women to go on. Nothing, "That's it?" he asked.

    "That's it," she said.

    "I'm sorry, I should have told you ma'am, and there's a five-word minimum."

    "Yes, you should have, young man," snapped the woman. "Alright, let me think. Okay, I've got it – take this down. "MacTavish dead. Bagpipes for sale."
    "How can you hit and think at the same time?"
    - Yogi Berra

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