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    After the Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
    The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
    The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
    Tom

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    Very good!!!
    I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
    Oscar Wilde

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    • #3
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      I was gratified to be able to answer promptly and I did. I said I didn't know.
      - Mark Twain, Life on the Mississippi

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      • #4
        Re: Guinness

        very nice

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        • #5
          Re: Guinness

          Great joke!
          "This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever." Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

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          • #6
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            watered down you know what. you guys try the Czech bud?

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            • #7
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              You mean the original Budweiser?

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              • #8
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                Before WW11, there were several British officers stationed in a remote part of Egypt who passed their evenings drinking the local beer and marvelling at how awful it was. One of them had the bright idea of sending some back to the UK to a parmaceutical company for analysis to discover what was in it.

                This was done; and several months later a letter from the lab arrived. "Dear Captain", it said; "Your camel is pregnant."

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                • #9
                  Re: Guinness

                  camel pregerez...

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                  • #10
                    Re: Guinness

                    that's a good one!!!

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