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Piper MacKay decides that he's had enough of being a piper--unappreciated, all those silly jokes. So he decides to change instruments.
He goes into a shop, and says, "I want to buy a fiddle."
The man behind the counter looks at him for a moment, and then says, "You must be a piper."
MacKay is astonished, and says, "Well, yes, I am. But how did you know?"
"Well, sir, this is a fish-and-chip shop."
He goes into a shop, and says, "I want to buy a fiddle."
The man behind the counter looks at him for a moment, and then says, "You must be a piper."
MacKay is astonished, and says, "Well, yes, I am. But how did you know?"
"Well, sir, this is a fish-and-chip shop."
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