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    Piper MacKay decides that he's had enough of being a piper--unappreciated, all those silly jokes. So he decides to change instruments.

    He goes into a shop, and says, "I want to buy a fiddle."

    The man behind the counter looks at him for a moment, and then says, "You must be a piper."

    MacKay is astonished, and says, "Well, yes, I am. But how did you know?"

    "Well, sir, this is a fish-and-chip shop."

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    macky...hold da vinegar..

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      Reminds me of an old one...

      Irishman: CAN I GET FISH AND CHIPS PLEASE?

      Woman: This is a library!

      Irishman: sorry. (whispers) can i get fish and chips please?

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