After the critical remarks I received when I submitted a blond joke to this forum some time ago, I want to assure those of you who are sensitive about this sort of thing that this is not a blond joke, really.
A tenor drummer from Texas, who just happens to be a beautiful blond, went to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She said to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk asked, "What denomination?"
The tenor drummer, who just by chance as I said before happened to be a beautiful blond, said, "God help us! Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."
A tenor drummer from Texas, who just happens to be a beautiful blond, went to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She said to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk asked, "What denomination?"
The tenor drummer, who just by chance as I said before happened to be a beautiful blond, said, "God help us! Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."
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