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    Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking
    >> buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.
    >>
    >> He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
    >> upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by
    >> grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A
    >> whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially
    >> painful.
    >>
    >> Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in
    >> the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He
    >> managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as
    >> best he could on each place he saw blood.
    >>
    >> He then hid the now almos t empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled
    >> his way to bed.
    >>
    >> In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt
    >> and Mary staring at him from across the room.
    >>
    >> She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"
    >>
    >> Flynn said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"
    >>
    >> "Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken
    >> glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing
    >> through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all
    >> those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
    >>
    >>
    >>
    It's easier to try than to say it can't be done.

  • #2
    Re: Another morning after joke

    Funny!
    "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid." John Wayne

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    • #3
      Re: Another morning after joke

      Mary, Mary. You are supposed to edit it so that it references "Piper MacKay" . . . Who's this Flynn guy??



      Andrew
      Andrew T. Lenz, Jr. BDF Moderator
      BagpipeJourney.com - Reference for Bagpipers

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      • #4
        Re: Another morning after joke

        Hey! I thought Piper MacKay was mine! (Though recently some other people seem to have know him as well as I did.) Let her have Fun with Flynn!
        Scott Williams

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        • #5
          Re: Another morning after joke

          You did not get it, chaps! It was neither about Flynn nor Piper MacKay. It was about Mary!

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          • #6
            Re: Another morning after joke

            Nah I live in a one story house.
            It's easier to try than to say it can't be done.

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            • #7
              Re: Another morning after joke

              Flynn
              Irish born singer/songwriter from the Boston area.
              not his real name.
              one of his bigger claims to fame is that Cher recorded one of his tunes (Human).
              Would likely be pleased to find a series of jokes revolving around the character.
              Mike Z

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