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    Piper MacKay was returning home from band practice and a visit to the pub with his pal Jimmy when a policeman pulled him over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He asked MacKay to blow a breath into a breathalyser.

    "I can't do that, Ossifer," said MacKay, his speech a bit blurred.

    "Why not?" asked the officer.

    "Because I'm an asthmatic, MacKay replied. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."

    The policeman said, "Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

    "Can't do that either, Ossifer," said MacKay.

    "Why not?" asks the officer.

    "Because I'm a diabetic, responded MacKay. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup and I might slip into a coma."

    The officer said, "Alright, we could get a blood sample."

    "Can't do that either, Ossifer," said MacKay.

    "Why not?" asks the officer.

    MacKay explained, "Because I'm a haemophiliac, and if I give blood, I might not stop bleeding and I could die."

    The officer then said, "Fine then. Just walk this white line."

    "Can't do that either, Ossifer," replied MacKay.

    "Why not?" asks the officer.

    MacKay replied, "Because I'm drunk!"
    Scott Williams
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