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Piper MacKay's Hearing

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    While getting a checkup, Piper MacKay tells his doctor that he thinks his wife is losing her hearing. The doctor says, "You should do a simple test. Stand about 15 feet behind your wife and say 'honey?' Move 3 feet closer and do it again. Keep moving 3 feet closer until she finally responds. Remember how close you were when she gives you an answer. That will help me know how bad her hearing loss is."
    About a month later Piper MacKay is at the doctor again and the doctor asks, "Well did you do that experiment with your wife's hearing?" Piper MacKay says "yes". "How close did you get before she answered?" "Well by the time I got about 3 feet away she just turned around and said "For the FIFTH TIME.... WHAT???"